| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| A1 | Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme | | 1:54 |
| A2 | The Voice of Cheese | | 0:27 |
| A3 | 9 Types of Industrial Pollution | | 5:56 |
| A4 | Zolar Czakl | | 0:57 |
| A5 | Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague | | 5:51 |
| A6 | The Legend of the Golden Arches | | 1:24 |
| A7 | The Mothers Play Louie Louie at the Royal Albert Hall in London | | 2:28 |
| A8 | The Dog Breath Variations | | 1:36 |
| D1 | King Kong Itself (as played by The Mothers in a studio) | | 0:53 |
| D2 | King Kong (its magnificence as interpreted by Dom DeWild) | | 1:15 |
| D3 | King Kong (as Motorhead explains it) | | 1:44 |
| D4 | King Kong (The Gardner Varieties) | | 6:17 |
| D5 | King Kong (as played by 3 deranged Good Humor Trucks) | | 0:29 |
| D6 | King Kong (live on a flat bed diesel in the middle of a race track at a Miami Pop Festival…the Underwood Zappa ramifications) | | 7:22 |